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Get daily news updates directly to your inbox Subscribe Thank you for subscribingWe have more newsletters Show me See our privacy notice Could not subscribe, try again laterInvalid Email Did you get a gold star in every spelling test at school? Has your grammar always been impeccable? Has a friend or significant other had to take you aside and have a quiet word about how often you correct other people? Even if all the above happens to be true, autocorrect really doesn’t care. You don’t have to be in a rush, or distracted: Autocorrect will sabotage even the most well-thought out message by substituting one word for another, very different one. But let’s not take it all so seriously. As dedicated site Damn You Autocorrect shows, the vagaries of auto-correct can be laughed off, and tend not to lead to anything catastrophic. And to demonstrate how indiscriminate it can be, here are six examples of how it can let us down, courtesy of autocorrect.

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Luke MinnesotaSmith here again. Two lines to share with you, JB. Watch her come unglued, with NO cogent response possible. What kind of insecurities plague a woman who thinks getting married to a drug addict is good idea? What kind of delusional self-image does a woman have, if she can fall for a con artist with a gambling habit that would shame Charlie Sheen? Be very cautious around a woman who takes none of the blame for her failed marriage.

35 Of The Most Concerning Autocorrect Fails Of All Time. Time to burn our smartphones. NSFW language.

The autocorrect changes on devices like the iPhone mean that although the mobiles might have all the latest technology, sometimes a good old-fashioned phone call might spare the sender’s blushes. The patent covers all possible ways to draw attention to the word, including, a change in font, font size, colour, italics, bold and highlighting Lost in translation: The patent says the recipient will also be able to see that words had been changed, but won’t be able to see the original words Grrr: The smartphone’s over eager spell check often mistakes words for completely unrelated ones One son gets the shock of his life after hearing that his father was ‘in prison’ before his mother realises her mistake and has to reassure him she meant ‘dad’s interested in dinner tomorrow’.

A woman called Monica texts her friend saying, ‘I’m fighting with Mike. He just drove off with his mom’s corpse. The word ‘dimples’ is accidentally replaced with ‘nipples’ left while ‘chicken nuggets’ is swapped for ‘children nuggets’ Laughing out loud: The sender usually forwards the messages, oblivious to the fact that they may have just sent a bit of a blunder Your phone is out of control! Despite phones earning the name ‘smart’, the auto-correct typing function is not too clever Meanwhile, a crafty grandchild got the shock of their life when they received a rather questionable message from their grandmother.

I think you meant crochet

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May 17, at 8: Heartiste is arguing that if everyone was polyamorous, the average low-status man would be out of luck, not that it is bad for individual low-status men to practice polyamory if they could choose to do so obviously, allowing for more partners will increase your expected number of partners!

Even if a low-status man has to choose between being exclusively mono and only dating poly people, the apparently larger fraction of women who are currently poly might still make this an attractive option, while being worse overall if universalized. Scott Alexander May 17, at 9: Then we have about 4 times as many polyamorous relationships per randomly selected woman than we do per randomly selected man, which means that either extremely high fractions of poly women have majority or exclusively female partners unlikely, given the sexuality demographics of the survey or the LW survey has biases beyond the gender split.

Jewish Auto-Correct Fails submitted by: Keren Keet It is illegal and against Jewish law to reproduce this artwork in publications (e.g., magazines, websites, .

You wear multicolored uniforms. You are awarded black belt in years. Advancement to the next rank is an expense and a hefty one at that , instead of an honorful achievement. And yes, that course is super expensive. Individual development and personal expression is virtually non-existant. Instead, a strong conformist mentality is encouraged, since this inflexible mindset is what makes it easy for a sensei to rule the dojo.

You are never taught bunkai applications to moves. If you are taught bunkai, they never work — except when your sensei does them. Your sensei studied marketing longer than Karate. You never practise low kicks. There are 11th dan, 12th dan, 13th dan or even higher grades. Your sensei has one of those grades.

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When Emmet is discovered by Wyldstyle to have found the Piece of Resistance, the following exchange takes place: The prophecy states that you are the most important person in the universe. Also used when Emmet is told that the Kragle might explode when paired with the Piece of Resistance.

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According to a recent video … In Les Hughey was wrestling with what he should do next. God had used him in so many ways in worship across the country, youth ministry for years in Scottsdale and several other churches, but now having just moved his family to the city of Monterey, California and feeling like it was the wrong place, what was God calling him to? One day the answer came with clarity — start a church — Start a church in a place where you have a heart to reach people with the Gospel and teach them the Word of God.

That place was North Scottsdale… Over the last two decades Highlands Church has grown to mega status under the leadership of its founder Les Hughey. The founder of a popular megachurch in Arizona admits having sex with girls in his charge when he was a married youth pastor at a prominent Modesto church four decades ago. Check out this video highlighting the sexual abuse allegations against Hughey.

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These obsessive bipolar thoughts may be a repeating song from the radio, scenarios such as a suicide scene or a replaying of events often negative ones , but obsessive thoughts seem to be the rule rather than the exception. Note that research bears this out indicating that people with bipolar disorder have higher rates of obsessive-compulsive disorder than the average population. Extreme Bipolar Thoughts It seems to me that simply by the virtue of extreme emotional experience, people with bipolar disorder think in the extreme quite frequently.

Watch video · Those embarrassing autocorrect fails may soon be a thing of the past, according to the website Apple Insider. The tech giant just filed a patent for a new feature that would highlight words.

In November, it will be two years since my mother died after a prolonged illness. My father started dating a woman this summer. I supported him finding companionship. He and Mom were together for 35 years, so it had been a long time since he was alone. Unfortunately, I have not dealt well with the reality of his girlfriend. He wants to include her in all of our family gatherings and has told me that he expects me to become friends with her.

My mom and I were very close before she got sick and got even closer during her illness, so this feels like a violation to me in so many ways. I have tried to explain to Dad that I am not comfortable with this but he seems to not care. I feel like I am alone in this, and it is very hard for me to be a grown up about it. Ever since we lost Mom, I have felt like I no longer belong in my family, and this just makes it worse.

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Then, he completely, totally blew it. It’s a bit presumptious to expect you’ll get to see a girl’s “big beautiful nipples” on the second date, and besides Poor Chris immediately panicked upon seeing that autocorrect changed his text from sweet to nasty, but no matter how fast he cleared up the error, it wasn’t fast enough. He’s forever one of those creepy guys who tries kinky sexting the second he gets to know a girl, and that second date is definitely not happening.

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He made his debut in the non-canon short ” 2 in the AM PM ” as a human cashier, who then morphs into a prototype Mordecai-like character with a fanny pack. He later makes his first official appearance in the Pilot episode. Mordecai is voiced by the show’s creator, J. After the dramatic ending with Pops’ defeat over Anti-Pops, in which he sacrifices himself to save the universe, Mordecai finally parts ways with Rigby, and he becomes an abstract artist, marries a bat-like girl named Stef, who he meets at a gallery and has 3 children with her 2 sons and a daughter.

Contents [ show ] Appearance Mordecai is a 6’3″ tall, skinny, anthropomorphic blue jay. He was 23 when the series began. The upper portion of his head, wings, tail feathers, and back are mostly blue, while the lower portion of his head and chest are white and a few times pale-blue with a faint, blue line down the length of his chest. A thick, curved black marking is on each side of his head, around where his ears would be. His dark gray nose is found on his grey beak between his two eyes.

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You can visit his blog at RooshV. The media has done a good of painting Kaczynski as a deranged madman, but I found his writing to be clear and perceptive. Kaczynski states that leftism and technology go hand in hand, because the collectivism and control that leftism requires cannot be accomplished without technology. Introduction The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation.

Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. The problems with leftists When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him or about groups with whom he identifies we conclude that he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem.

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Welcome to my “wall of text”, where I try to leave absolutely nothing to interpretation. You do know that requires tons of text, right? Have you ever seen a short legal document that was not full of holes?

It’s the finale and the Ho, Ho, Ho is going to get called out. But before that happens, I received some new information recently that Kathryn lost her paternal grandmother around the time she “disappeared” and also, her maternal grandmother passed shortly before this ball.

It can be painful and difficult as you struggle not only with your feelings of loss, but also with the pragmatic void the end of this relationship leaves in your life. During this painful time, you struggle to make some sense of the loss and attempt to reassemble your day-to-day routines into a life that no longer includes that lost person. It can be a time of intense emotional vulnerability. Keeping these myths in mind will help you remain compassionate with yourself as you go through this difficult process.

This is especially true when our histories with loss did not include a caregiver who helped us process our feelings about past losses or abandonments. You also may be missing the fantasy of who you hoped your ex could be or who he once was. If you miss him, it means you should be together Just because you miss someone—even if a long amount of time has passed since the break up—does NOT mean you should be together.

This is normal, but definitely not an indication that anything has changed about the feasibility of your relationship. Some recovered alcohol and drug addicts miss their drugs , even years later.

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And these disgruntled customers’ ordeals are proof of how important it is to read the small print before you click ‘buy’. Luckily they managed to see the funny side by sharing their stories on social media. Nick ended up with far more carrots than he bargained for – after getting confused about what exactly he was ordering We’re betting anyone’s father would have a hard time getting their feet into these teeny trainers An unfortunate Rebecca got a purse with some odd typos. Apparently, ‘happier comes from with in your hear’ Following what could only have been a serious shipping mistake, Jenna received this rather creepy object in place of the make-up she’d ordered ‘I don’t this this is what I ordered’: Colleen Kane was less than impressed when she received this malformed ‘lion bouquet’ and called her florist out on Facebook One woman was the very unfortunate victim of false advertising Always check the small print: Twitter user Ellie Harford was left in stitches when her mother ordered ‘deckchairs’ for her garden – only to receive pocked-sized pieces of furniture instead Farah warned against online shopping after she was slightly misled about the size of this ‘wifey’ nightgown It would be difficult to get much – or any – rubbish into this teeny tiny bin Seeing the sunny side:

What Makes a Long Distance Relationship Work? Communication. We spoke every day. I got an amazing phone plan where I had unlimited calls to international mobiles, and we would talk for hours.

Funny dating text fails autocorrect 12 Oct Autocorrect thinks it knows you, but sometimes it has no idea. You meant to text your mom to say: For more laughs, check out these 10 hilarious Google Autocompletes. Funny dating text fails autocorrect Funny texts and failed auto correct SMS, submitted by real people. March 6, adminku. To capture a picture off the web, abide by Description: One Direction dating texts BabeYou know what sucks babe?! You being so much taller. Check out these hilarious profile pictures of men and women trying to be Grr auto correct.

Some sort of predictive text facility is used. Epic dating fails cheezburger: It’s not cool to use slang or fill a sentence with acronyms. The girlfriend who answered doesn’t seem upset, Hate when auto correct forces an uncomfortable subject on you.

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